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The Ghoul | Cooper Howard ([personal profile] vocalistyodels) wrote2024-04-25 06:53 am

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licensetotrill: (You Okay Honey?)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's an utterly gruesome scene, made all the more surreal given just hours ago Jaskier was very enthusiastically fucking Lady Iosith on that very bed. The room still smelled of sex, under the fresh gore and liquor. Jaskier leans back a bit when Cooper sits up, but doesn't run this time.

"I would be in staunch agreement with that," Jaskier said with an airy certainty, and with that confirmation began to delicately make his way into the room to fetch his discarded clothing. Well, to look for it. There was a lot of enthusiastic removal and throwing. "I don't suppose you have any idea where we are exactly?"
licensetotrill: (Think of Me)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-08 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Rude," Jaskier says under his breath, about being an eventual sacrifice either way. After the lovely time they spent together, too. No respect at all anymore. Egremont and Murivel though- still in Redania, thank the gods, he was worried they were closer to the Dragon Mountains, but that's probably just the Kestrels then. Far more reasonable to get back to Oxenfurt from, assuming he wants to return there.

Jaskier tugs the loose shirt on over his head when he finds it so he's less outright exposed. He glances over to Cooper again, wincing anew to see all that blood.

"So - were you like this before she got to you, or-?"
licensetotrill: (Santa Fe)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-09 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A corset could work wonders on many, but even they had their limits for making something from nothing.

(Jaskier looked very good in them, but his chest was more impressive than most guessed.)

One stocking found, and his jacket draped over a chair spotted in the corner, Jaskier has to straighten up and look at Cooper first with alarm and then suspicion at his question. The man is fucking with him. Has to be. Does Jaskier want to risk offense when he just saw Cooper eat a corpse? Probably not smart, but Jaskier is that kind of smart that tends to be very very stupid.

"Like you've been dead at least a month."
licensetotrill: (Good Morning Baltimore)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You really do. I haven't seen the bathtub but she promised me a decadent one," Jaskier offers up, in case Cooper was busy... being kept chained up in a single room and not had a chance to look around. That was probably the case, actually, unless he'd started as a guest gone awry like the apparent plans for Jaskier had been. Oh, there's his smallclothes and other stocking, thank goodness, the trousers were going to chafe without them after too long. He glances at Cooper, then decides there's no point in being shy given his state, undoing the ties on the trousers to push them off to get redressed properly.

"Given she seems to keep everything, think she has a stash of clothing from previous people she killed?" he asked lightly, trying not to imagine what his own would look like in said discard pile once she had apparently fed him to this man. And not in a sexy way.
licensetotrill: (Before the Parade Passes By)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-13 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone could use with a little decadence when it came to baths, in Jaskier's opinion. Pulling his trousers back on, he paused to glance over to Cooper as he spoke. For a man who was quite monstrous just recently, he really was acting even more polite than Geralt.

How terribly curious. He didn't answer Jaskier's question on if he looked like this because of the witch either - but all his anger at her seemed to be of the 'kept me prisoner' variety rather than anything related to him being transformed, so Jaskier was guessing not.

"Will do," he said, still rather unmoored, not sure what this 'vault' specifically was (it sounded like something specific with that 'the', rather than a general vault). He'd have to ask ... later. Once Cooper headed out to search for the bath, Jaskier bundled up the top ruined sheet to take towards the junk room he found the other man tied up in. Squinting to make sure he could only see the now dead witch as a blurry mass on the ground instead of what was left of her, he used the sheet to cover her up. Part dignity, sure, but also Jaskier knew he'd puke a second time if he had to look at it. The smell was bad enough, and he pulled the collar of his shirt up over his nose and mouth to breathe as he gingerly stepped past.

There was certainly no doubt valuable items in the room, but as someone who wasn't magic himself he at best was only able to recognize here and there something Geralt or Yennefer mentioned. He grabbed a couple things he thought either of them could use and would not be likely to be dangerous to carry around, as well as assorted more obvious coins that seemed to be scattered carelessly about. Books, too. He had to limit himself to three since he'd need to actually carry this, but still took several others out of the room to set aside somewhere on the off chance he'd ever be able to return for them. Tragedy.

He did find a trunk that had an assortment of clothing in it, and while some of it was very out of style it looked like it wasn't all made for the feminine form. Just as he was about to chalk that up as the best good news to give the other man, something caught his eye. An stack of old letters tucked away in the corner... and while he glanced over them and saw much of the information was well over his head in spite of being written in Elder and him being fluent, he did recognize one phrase - 'The Vault'.
licensetotrill: (I Really Like Him)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-15 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
There was a lot of stuff to go through, but also...

"Have you looked outside? It's already dark out, and snow is coming down. I don't travel at night by myself. Forget bandits, I'll get eaten by a wolf at that rate. I'm not going anywhere until the sun comes back up and I can make it to a town before it goes back down again," Jaskier explained as he continued to page through the letters, but only the one contained a mention of a Vault. Hopefully Cooper would hold to his promise to not eat Jaskier too... and that the witch didn't have anyone coming to look for her before that.

Ugh. Such a mess, literal and metaphorical.

"I'm Jaskier, by the way. There seems to be some clothing in here that wasn't hers- " he tapped the trunk with his boot, then held the letter out for Cooper to take. "And this said something about a 'vault'. It's in Elder. If you can't read it, I can."
licensetotrill: (There's Me)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Jaskier did actually look at Cooper's ensemble somewhat critically, since he'd asked and all. He knew it was surely out of sarcasm, but Jaskier never ignored an inch offered in jest that gave him an opening to take a mile, and he wasn't about to stop now.

... for all he was something that looked like he'd fit right in crawling out of a big, the man did have startlingly pretty eyes. Glancing into the trunk, Jaskier bent over to dig into it until he pulled out a man's scarf, rich blue accented in gold thread. Iosith had well favored victims, it seemed.

"You need an accent color."
licensetotrill: (Holding out for a hero)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-17 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It would provide useful face covering if needed. Given the amount of shit Geralt got for being a Witcher and all that set them apart were the eyes at a glance (no pun intended), he imagined Cooper's situation was not exactly fun.

"That is some dramatic irony. Consider it an act of teamwork," he suggested, rolling up the rest of the witch's correspondence and stashing it in a hardened leather tube made for carrying messages that she had laying around. There was just enough suspicious wording among them that Jaskier would feel better passing it off to Geralt or even Yennefer. Then at least he could feel like he had done something about this whole mess.

"Why were you after her?"
licensetotrill: (I Cain’t Say No)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-19 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The Vault, there it was again. A weighted word that meant something. Jaskier wondered what he had stumbled into with this.

"I'm not canoodling with witches. I have bed partners that do not exclude witches or wizards provided they're not psychotic sadists," Jaskier said, only to pause and regard the room full of discarded objects from people that had likely died at her hands directly or indirectly. "... She didn't seem that way at the time. I was at Oxenfurt and Thanedd is so close you get the magical sorts through there with some regularity. We don't generally discuss magical business - I can't recall hearing of a 'Vault' before. Does it have another name?"
licensetotrill: (The History of Wrong Guys)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-21 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Look... Jaskier isn't in disagreement that there's something from with most witches and wizards. Some more than others. It's just sometimes what's wrong with them is ultimately harmless or just good kinky fun as far as Jaskier is concerned. Which was what he thought was what Iosith had going.

That said, sneaky underhanded group that seems to think it's got the right mind for things... No, even if Jaskier's worst interpretation of her character, that doesn't sound like Yennefer's deal. But it does sound like the kind of thing she might be approached for. Jaskier crosses his arms thoughtfully, humming, glancing over as Cooper spits on the body. The sheet has so much red on it now. Ugh.

"I don't know anything... but I might know someone who does," he says, making sure he's got everything pocketed he intends to take before heading over to the fallen witch to very carefully step over her body again. "I'm going to take a pass at her pantry, since it isn't like she's going to eat anything in there. I think I can keep something down now."
licensetotrill: (La Vie Boheme A)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, she is not 'mine' in any sense of that word, not even slightly," Jaskier insists, glancing over his shoulder to see Cooper following behind as he heads to where the pantry and attached kitchen was. It was well stocked, if nothing else. He could use some wine, himself. Or ale. Anything alcoholic. It it has been a long day. So that's what he raids first, going through a cabinet and grabbing the first bottle he finds to uncorck, take a smell - ugh, but it'll do the job - and pour himself a mug.

"She's psychotic, vicious, evil, and devious," Jaskier informs Cooper with a serious look, taking a long drink of the alcohol at the very thought of dealing with Yennefer. Maybe he'll find Geralt first and be able to ask the man to be a go-between. Double ugh.

Right then. More searching. Bread and cheese - he's not so sure about stomaching meat just yet. Maybe in another hour.

"But, she's not all those things in that kind of way. Awful as she is, I can't see her actually being part of anything like what you've said 'the Vault' entails... but that's because I know her better than most, which I must emphasizes is against all desire on my part. Someone who knows her only by reputation or what she wants them to see? They might have made an offer to her about that fully certain it is in her wheelhouse."
licensetotrill: (I Really Like Him)

[personal profile] licensetotrill 2024-09-26 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Jaskier can tell what that kind of 'relaxed' stance means. He's seen it on Geralt plenty of times, that 'just asking questions' when he was fishing for a mark.

"As much as I would relish seeing that - one, she would eviscerate you, and two, I don't know at the moment. I don't keep track of her. Again, everything I know about her has been thoroughly against my will," he explains- aha, bread and cheese both discovered. He looks for a knife next and takes them all to the table to get started cutting some manageable chunks off of both. "I could ask around, though. Geralt might know, I could send word to him... or, hmmm, given where we are it might be just as fast to meet him, given the time of year..."

That last part being Jaskier mostly thinking aloud to himself, recalling the yearly circuits the Witcher made, wintering at his home up north.

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